Side Quest Wizard
Work With The Wizard
Not every quest needs a party. Sometimes it needs a wizard, an hour, and the willingness to ask a better question than the one you walked in with.
About The Wizard
The wizard has spent enough time in the algorithm's dungeon to know which paths lead somewhere and which just loop. He reads accounts the way a scout reads terrain, and he tells you what he actually sees: sharp, specific, aimed at your feed, your brand, and the strategy
underneath both.Consulting, not coaching. Bring the account, the brand, or the shoot that needs a second set of eyes.
What the Wizard Consults On
Social media strategy & growth
Brand voice
Content & posting guidance
Account audits
Media strategy
Video & photo editing
Physical branding photoshoots
Content creation
Collaborations between brands and creators
The Campaigns
A brand is not built in one session. The Campaigns trade a single booking for a standing one, an ongoing strategy, and support at a lower rate than paying by the hour each time.Hours can be spent as half-hour or full-hour sessions, whichever the month calls for.
| Campaign | Hours per Month | Price | You Save |
|---|---|---|---|
| The Standing Quest | 2 Hours | $160/mo | 10% |
| Long Campaign | 4 Hours | $300/mo | 15% |
| The Grand Campaign | 8 Hours | $575/mo | 20% |
Unused hours do not carry a story into the next month; they simply reset, the way most quests do.
Consulting Sessions
Two ways to sit across from the wizard.
The Half Hour $45
For a single question with a clear edge: a caption that is not landing, a bio that reads flat, a post that should have performed better than it did. One issue, one focused answer.The Full Hour $90
For the larger work: a full account audit, a content strategy session, a branding voice pass, or planning a shoot or collab from the ground up.
The Relic Shop
Not everything the wizard makes is a conversation. Some of it is a stone, a wand, a thing pulled from the riverbank and etched until it remembered what it was. The shop opens soon; drops go first to those already on the list.
Closing
The wizard is easy to find and slow to rush. Book an hour, start a campaign, or wait for the next drop. Either way, tis dangerous to go alone.